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toastdurr:

fairyspork:

floptart:

ass2007:

im so glad my boyfriends penis is 2 bread lengths long (:

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Who the fuck measures dick size in bread

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guroshitsuji:

don’t shit on people for having self confidence and being happy with their appearance like how bitter are you

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teatray-inthesky:

laughing out loud by myself at 2 in the morning

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officialunitedstates:

pemsylvania:

officialunitedstates:

for some reason my watch doesn’t work at night

?? what kind of watch do you have

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dontbeweirdbabe:

Female comics are my life

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fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

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toeianimation:

pacific-indigo:

Red Fox Shiba

Dress Socks Shiba*

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