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zeldathemes
*a friends speech on my wedding day*
friend: I still remember her hanging up a poster of him, and she told me that she was going to marry him. We laughed about it, but it turned out that she was right.
2 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 163,857 notes

lamegirl93:

what if your stick figure drawings are hyper-realist drawings in an alternate universe of stick people

2 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 61,777 notes

contractings:

HELLO 911 MY WIFI IS NOT WORKING

2 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 167,428 notes
shinycaterpie:

Shiny Umbreon - Shadow Ball
Requested by Anonymous

shinycaterpie:

Shiny Umbreon - Shadow Ball

Requested by Anonymous

2 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 790 notes

cyberthug13:

me: hey im feeling sick today i cant come to skool

school office: why

me: im coming down w/ the dunk fever 

school office: u are lying

me: image

school office: wow i am a bitch, take 3 weeks off

2 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 123,755 notes
2 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 32,915 notes

i truly genuinely feel sorry for all the people who try to talk to me and get disappointed and upset because i probably sound like i don’t want to talk to them when i actually just don’t know what to say I’M SORRY

2 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 165,784 notes

egberts:

xehanort:

every time i see american horror story shortened as “ahs” i always read it as american high school

even scarier

2 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 133,086 notes

stability:

when you have to pee really bad and you’re getting closer and closer to the bathroom

image

2 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 14,024 notes
2 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 6,763 notes